








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 327 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 367 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3542 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,956 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1436 | 18% |
| Smokes | 2819 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 1301 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2400 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $786,662 of utility $69 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 226 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Akdalgaming | 61% | 38 |
| #2 | lebuga | 50% | 32 |
| #3 | OVERseas | c!rcu1t | 47% | 30 |
| #4 | juggernauts04 | 43% | 80 |
| #5 | John Cena #1 Fan | 42% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | lebuga | 50% | 32 |
| #3 | OVERseas | c!rcu1t | 47% | 30 |
| #4 | juggernauts04 | 43% | 80 |
| #5 | John Cena #1 Fan | 42% | 101 |
| #6 | piddi_bacchi [no audio] | 39% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | John Cena #1 Fan | 9 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | piddi_bacchi [no audio] | 4 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | juggernauts04 | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | lebuga | 2 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | OVERseas | c!rcu1t | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | John Cena #1 Fan | 147 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #2 | piddi_bacchi [no audio] | 126 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | Akdalgaming | 62 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | juggernauts04 | 59 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #5 | lebuga | 46 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Akdalgaming | +2.72 | 28 | 30 |
| #2 | lebuga | +1.11 | 29 | 63 |
| #3 | piddi_bacchi [no audio] | +0.74 | 21 | 49 |
| #4 | OVERseas | c!rcu1t | +0.40 | 38 | 20 |
| #5 | John Cena #1 Fan | -0.18 | 16 | 52 |





