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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 261 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 56 matches | ||
| Premier | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




57 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1137 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,776 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1151 | 41% |
| Smokes | 805 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 597 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 223 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $563,243 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3513 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Suomen #2 itsensä kehittäjä | 36 | 0.0483 |
| #2 | Torttumies | 22 | 0.0207 |
| #3 | donk666 | 19 | 0.0201 |
| #4 | .Osku | 10 | 0.0237 |
| #5 | smartass | 9 | 0.0105 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | donk666 | 210 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #2 | Torttumies | 159 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #3 | jauho | 114 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | Makazze GOAT | 102 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | .Osku | 96 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | donk666 | +5.27 | 75 | 43 |
| #2 | Makazze GOAT | +4.88 | 79 | 54 |
| #3 | jauho | +4.29 | 73 | 48 |
| #4 | .Osku | +3.01 | 76 | 65 |
| #5 | smartass | +2.10 | 45 | 40 |





