








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 234 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Premier | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1101 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 503 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 188 | 37% |
| Smokes | 70 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 112 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 133 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $34,747 of utility $14 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 141 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blue Dream And Lean | 60% | 15 |
| #2 | daniel larson feet | 60% | 15 |
| #3 | Lλmbda | 59% | 17 |
| #4 | Tusty | 56% | 50 |
| #5 | Crowo | 56% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | daniel larson feet | 60% | 15 |
| #3 | Lλmbda | 59% | 17 |
| #4 | Tusty | 56% | 50 |
| #5 | Crowo | 56% | 18 |
| #6 | KHORAVAR | 46% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blue Dream And Lean | 4 | 0.0139 |
| #2 | Tusty | 3 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | KHORAVAR | 1 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Crowo | 1 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | daniel larson feet | 1 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lλmbda | 33 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #2 | daniel larson feet | 30 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | Blue Dream And Lean | 20 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #4 | Tusty | 18 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #5 | KHORAVAR | 15 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blue Dream And Lean | +1.94 | 54 | 20 |
| #2 | KHORAVAR | +0.55 | 44 | 32 |
| #3 | Lλmbda | +0.48 | 21 | 51 |
| #4 | Jimmysmom | -0.05 | 48 | 11 |
| #5 | Crowo | -0.27 | 38 | 53 |





