








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 482 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 85 matches | ||
| Premier | 37 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1682 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,201 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1999 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2181 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1475 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1546 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $233,947 of utility $69 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 333 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TL IseeOsee | 62% | 45 |
| #2 | huan | 60% | 15 |
| #3 | Kurttis | 50% | 32 |
| #4 | Epppz | 33% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TL IseeOsee | 62% | 45 |
| #2 | huan | 60% | 15 |
| #3 | Kurttis | 50% | 32 |
| #4 | Epppz | 33% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kurttis | 6 | 0.0086 |
| #2 | TL IseeOsee | 3 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kurttis | 93 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #2 | TL IseeOsee | 73 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | huan | 53 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #4 | Epppz | 24 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BobMaister | +2.78 | 83 | 65 |
| #2 | huan | +1.55 | 87 | 51 |
| #3 | Epppz | +0.11 | 76 | 58 |
| #4 | Kurttis | -0.83 | 72 | 58 |
| #5 | TL IseeOsee | -1.10 | 73 | 37 |





