








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 802 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 298 matches | ||
| Faceit | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




72 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5460 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,359 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5585 | 24% |
| Smokes | 7943 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 4736 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 5095 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,248,524 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 588 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | V0LL3Y | 71% | 48 |
| #2 | Välil osuu välil ei (Jeru) | 63% | 82 |
| #3 | Korvamato | 61% | 41 |
| #4 | =( | 61% | 92 |
| #5 | SCATMAN | 60% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chiken | 25 | 0.0245 |
| #2 | =( | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | m0h | 4 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | Välil osuu välil ei (Jeru) | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | V0LL3Y | 3 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BobMaister | +2.77 | 76 | 70 |
| #2 | Kurttis | +2.21 | 79 | 59 |
| #3 | Kuhander | +1.32 | 72 | 66 |
| #4 | al Kp0ne 🤔🌌 | +1.13 | 61 | 76 |
| #5 | SCATMAN | +0.30 | 54 | 71 |





