








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 312 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 152 matches | ||
| Premier | 89 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3071 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,765 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4532 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3834 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1757 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 3642 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $599,538 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 199 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kurttis | 72% | 18 |
| #2 | Repalena | 70% | 20 |
| #3 | Sawave | 68% | 22 |
| #4 | JAAKOPP | 66% | 35 |
| #5 | ✯Eke | 58% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✯Eke | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | Repalena | 1 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✯Eke | 295 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #2 | Snowman | 120 | 0.26 | 3 min |
| #3 | Repalena | 86 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #4 | JAAKOPP | 74 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | Sawave | 40 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kurttis | +2.84 | 71 | 42 |
| #2 | Repalena | +2.83 | 80 | 74 |
| #3 | ✯Eke | +2.29 | 91 | 62 |
| #4 | JAAKOPP | +1.26 | 54 | 61 |
| #5 | Epppz | +1.17 | 75 | 64 |





