








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1444 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 175 matches | ||
| Wingman | 159 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




51 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8465 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,165 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2228 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3736 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 2085 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2116 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,335,959 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 733 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ing. Adolfito | 67% | 54 |
| #2 | π πΎ π π | 57% | 193 |
| #3 | δΉP i e r o l e x x | 51% | 80 |
| #4 | Kendork | 47% | 36 |
| #5 | Temach | 38% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ing. Adolfito | 67% | 54 |
| #2 | π πΎ π π | 57% | 193 |
| #3 | δΉP i e r o l e x x | 51% | 80 |
| #4 | Kendork | 47% | 36 |
| #5 | Temach | 38% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | π πΎ π π | 27 | 0.0071 |
| #2 | Ing. Adolfito | 17 | 0.0159 |
| #3 | δΉP i e r o l e x x | 11 | 0.0068 |
| #4 | Temach | 5 | 0.0055 |
| #5 | Kendork | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | π πΎ π π | 610 | 0.16 | 16 min |
| #2 | δΉP i e r o l e x x | 469 | 0.29 | 13 min |
| #3 | Ing. Adolfito | 284 | 0.27 | 6 min |
| #4 | Kendork | 141 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #5 | Temach | 140 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Marc0s | +3.69 | 83 | 41 |
| #2 | π πΎ π π | +3.03 | 91 | 63 |
| #3 | Ing. Adolfito | +2.89 | 71 | 55 |
| #4 | δΉP i e r o l e x x | +1.86 | 55 | 68 |
| #5 | Kendork | -2.10 | 38 | 50 |





