








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1049 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 496 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 315 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 175 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 117 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 83 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




193 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10674 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 55,407 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 15601 | 28% |
| Smokes | 16935 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 11142 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 11729 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,827,503 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9672 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ing. Adolfito | 109 | 0.0142 |
| #2 | 么P i e r o l e x x | 59 | 0.0117 |
| #3 | _borj_ | 47 | 0.0125 |
| #4 | caleñoᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 | 26 | 0.0127 |
| #5 | Kendork | 18 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ing. Adolfito | 1918 | 0.25 | 37 min |
| #2 | 么P i e r o l e x x | 1292 | 0.26 | 33 min |
| #3 | Kendork | 970 | 0.18 | 16 min |
| #4 | GoldenGallo | 444 | 0.28 | 10 min |
| #5 | SaruElAbu | 438 | 0.21 | 13 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ing. Adolfito | +5.54 | 76 | 51 |
| #2 | 么P i e r o l e x x | +3.58 | 54 | 68 |
| #3 | _borj_ | +3.10 | 75 | 47 |
| #4 | SaruElAbu | +2.52 | 71 | 76 |
| #5 | caleñoᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 | +1.11 | 52 | 61 |





