








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 486 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 212 matches | ||
| Wingman | 141 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2263 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,019 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2394 | 34% |
| Smokes | 349 | 5% |
| HE Grenades | 1914 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2362 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $965,891 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1474 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -GayFurry Kalsu- | 13 | 0.0101 |
| #2 | Big A | 8 | 0.0066 |
| #3 | Shimano | 7 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | 🔪KaZeN🔪 | 2 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anisha | +1.14 | 43 | 41 |
| #2 | Big A | +0.43 | 44 | 52 |
| #3 | 🔪KaZeN🔪 | +0.30 | 30 | 62 |
| #4 | Shimano | -1.66 | 15 | 55 |
| #5 | -GayFurry Kalsu- | -2.87 | 16 | 30 |





