








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 334 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 195 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1175 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,587 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1708 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2446 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1584 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1849 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,072,542 of utility $214 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 567 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🔪KaZeN🔪 | 47% | 170 |
| #2 | -GayFurry Kalsu- | 45% | 121 |
| #3 | Rockstar543 | 44% | 16 |
| #4 | Anisha | 42% | 103 |
| #5 | Big A | 40% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -GayFurry Kalsu- | 23 | 0.0091 |
| #2 | Anisha | 11 | 0.0052 |
| #3 | Big A | 8 | 0.0082 |
| #4 | 🔪KaZeN🔪 | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | Rockstar543 | 2 | 0.0065 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🔪KaZeN🔪 | 1082 | 0.31 | 30 min |
| #2 | Anisha | 224 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | -GayFurry Kalsu- | 139 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | Big A | 77 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | Rockstar543 | 46 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rockstar543 | +5.87 | 82 | 58 |
| #2 | 🔪KaZeN🔪 | +1.40 | 31 | 61 |
| #3 | Anisha | +1.34 | 41 | 44 |
| #4 | Big A | +0.75 | 46 | 54 |
| #5 | Shimano | -1.64 | 18 | 54 |





