








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 865 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 495 matches | ||
| Premier | 127 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 97 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6515 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,523 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9917 | 28% |
| Smokes | 9894 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 7762 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 7950 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,813,077 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1056 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Karel z Mostu | 56% | 252 |
| #2 | Semir Gerkhan | 56% | 285 |
| #3 | Smoke beast | 55% | 47 |
| #4 | Lloyd | 55% | 410 |
| #5 | OneArm | 54% | 617 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lloyd | 30 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | OneArm | 20 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Karel z Mostu | 19 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | Semir Gerkhan | 12 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | PampEliška | 11 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OneArm | 1964 | 0.15 | 52 min |
| #2 | Lloyd | 1165 | 0.13 | 28 min |
| #3 | Semir Gerkhan | 1074 | 0.17 | 26 min |
| #4 | PampEliška | 978 | 0.15 | 22 min |
| #5 | *Young* jL | 412 | 0.07 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | *Young* jL | +2.47 | 66 | 61 |
| #2 | Smoke beast | +2.16 | 46 | 71 |
| #3 | Semir Gerkhan | +1.56 | 57 | 73 |
| #4 | OneArm | +0.82 | 55 | 81 |
| #5 | Lloyd | -0.01 | 67 | 64 |





