








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 375 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 151 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2093 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,462 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2185 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1636 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1868 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1773 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $772,884 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 178 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | @Tunes_tm | 76% | 25 |
| #2 | K | 75% | 20 |
| #3 | dam0n | 65% | 88 |
| #4 | 104 | 63% | 35 |
| #5 | ruan | 61% | 152 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ruan | 724 | 0.24 | 17 min |
| #2 | dam0n | 418 | 0.25 | 9 min |
| #3 | Hypno-Toad | 293 | 0.34 | 7 min |
| #4 | stunned posssum | 149 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | 104 | 141 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ruan | +3.15 | 79 | 35 |
| #2 | ruan | +2.07 | 78 | 46 |
| #3 | K | +1.77 | 58 | 57 |
| #4 | stunned posssum | +1.36 | 73 | 33 |
| #5 | Hypno-Toad | +1.13 | 77 | 63 |





