








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 359 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 156 matches | ||
| Faceit | 117 matches | ||
| Renown | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2616 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,735 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2500 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3958 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 4056 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 1221 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,321,010 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 57 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scorbutus | 57% | 51 |
| #2 | Hemteh | 52% | 33 |
| #3 | R42 (REISKA) | 50% | 56 |
| #4 | Elisanliittyma | 42% | 38 |
| #5 | Jonezki | 42% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Elisanliittyma | +2.39 | 71 | 61 |
| #2 | Scorbutus | +1.80 | 75 | 72 |
| #3 | R42 (REISKA) | +0.39 | 38 | 73 |
| #4 | HeSelele | +0.36 | 66 | 81 |
| #5 | Hemteh | +0.12 | 24 | 56 |





