








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 859 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 664 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Premier | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




55 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8198 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,042 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10020 | 29% |
| Smokes | 8900 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 8078 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 8044 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,188,834 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1074 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZAPREME Combat-SEAL | 85% | 66 |
| #2 | dRIPpy | 72% | 71 |
| #3 | dRIPpy | 70% | 84 |
| #4 | Strawberryplus | 68% | 78 |
| #5 | Heo | 62% | 224 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dRIPpy | 545 | 0.33 | 23 min |
| #2 | dRIPpy | 448 | 0.31 | 17 min |
| #3 | ZAPREME Combat-SEAL | 152 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | Tenny | 134 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | Heo | 120 | 0.03 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dRIPpy | +3.50 | 79 | 82 |
| #2 | dRIPpy | +3.30 | 68 | 82 |
| #3 | Tenny | +2.77 | 64 | 70 |
| #4 | Okiyo . ★⋆ | +1.62 | 45 | 63 |
| #5 | Heo | +0.81 | 59 | 72 |





