








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 632 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 402 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6372 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,558 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2754 | 18% |
| Smokes | 4988 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 4881 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2935 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,588,643 of utility $200 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 483 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Abysmal Aim | +3.11 | 87 | 49 |
| #2 | Snoodle | +2.15 | 70 | 62 |
| #3 | Fate | +2.05 | 74 | 48 |
| #4 | Okiyo . ★⋆ | +1.67 | 44 | 65 |
| #5 | Heo | +0.74 | 58 | 63 |





