








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 562 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 445 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5156 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,880 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5248 | 25% |
| Smokes | 5522 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4486 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 5624 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,295,887 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 746 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | yANNIK ;. | 48% | 80 |
| #9 | RAMBAZAMBA | 48% | 120 |
| #10 | silec | 47% | 116 |
| #11 | Moe Lester | 47% | 169 |
| #12 | AKITTY | 45% | 161 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moe Lester | 15 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | chewie2k Skinport.com | 8 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | AKITTY | 6 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Berserker | 5 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | speedk3ks | 5 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Berserker | 930 | 0.25 | 27 min |
| #2 | Moe Lester | 452 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #3 | Cystic | 412 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #4 | speedk3ks | 368 | 0.24 | 9 min |
| #5 | RAMBAZAMBA | 285 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moe Lester | +1.37 | 64 | 68 |
| #2 | Mamamohawk | +1.32 | 75 | 62 |
| #3 | chewie2k Skinport.com | +0.93 | 79 | 62 |
| #4 | speedk3ks | +0.72 | 59 | 63 |
| #5 | Berserker | +0.72 | 55 | 79 |





