








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 586 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 498 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6993 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,801 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7893 | 31% |
| Smokes | 7609 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4501 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 5798 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,451,933 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1612 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Your Mama is no Bäcker | 59% | 44 |
| #2 | chewie2k Skinport.com | 52% | 67 |
| #3 | GOLDEN BOY | 50% | 38 |
| #4 | yANNIK ;. | 50% | 80 |
| #5 | AKITTY | 49% | 449 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AKITTY | 12 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | ✪ halu | 12 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | Berserker | 8 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | RAMBAZAMBA | 6 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | chewie2k Skinport.com | 6 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Berserker | 822 | 0.24 | 23 min |
| #2 | AKITTY | 564 | 0.06 | 18 min |
| #3 | RAMBAZAMBA | 454 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #4 | ✪ halu | 413 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #5 | yANNIK ;. | 199 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moe Lester | +2.16 | 64 | 68 |
| #2 | Your Mama is no Bäcker | +1.10 | 75 | 65 |
| #3 | chewie2k Skinport.com | +0.94 | 72 | 62 |
| #4 | Berserker | +0.92 | 59 | 80 |
| #5 | ✪ halu | +0.88 | 72 | 64 |





