








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 856 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 104 matches | ||
| Premier | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




94 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4453 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,378 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2999 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3952 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2414 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3013 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,283,010 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1814 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EliOs | 72% | 25 |
| #2 | ukko | 62% | 21 |
| #3 | k1tten | 59% | 22 |
| #4 | tjoe | 55% | 49 |
| #5 | kissantakamus12 | 47% | 113 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EliOs | +2.86 | 80 | 65 |
| #2 | tjoe | +2.53 | 79 | 67 |
| #3 | fisu | +2.27 | 72 | 47 |
| #4 | Joosef | +1.88 | 77 | 52 |
| #5 | ukko | +1.14 | 73 | 64 |





