








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1042 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 523 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 36 matches | ||
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




64 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10876 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 36,912 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12197 | 33% |
| Smokes | 10378 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 6392 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 7945 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,232,886 of utility $70 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 576 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 0ท3 sн0τ ™ | 38 | 0.0103 |
| #2 | Parasita | 22 | 0.0057 |
| #3 | 2 ⚞ ᴥ ⚟ PIPAS | 12 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | VonF | 6 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | ☯ Sensei | 5 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shake | +3.44 | 88 | 68 |
| #2 | 0ท3 sн0τ ™ | +0.80 | 70 | 69 |
| #3 | ☯ Sensei | -0.11 | 64 | 51 |
| #4 | Parasita | -0.48 | 71 | 61 |
| #5 | 2 ⚞ ᴥ ⚟ PIPAS | -1.21 | 55 | 53 |





