








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1616 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 127 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 126 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 53 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 62 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7550 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 36,482 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 15855 | 43% |
| Smokes | 10210 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 9175 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1242 | 3% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,166,735 of utility $77 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 962 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ye3t.exe | 61% | 41 |
| #2 | Minshht CSGOSKINS | 50% | 105 |
| #3 | Sokeres_Nikolas | 46% | 111 |
| #4 | Nig | 44% | 352 |
| #5 | bila fidorka | 33% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ye3t.exe | 61% | 41 |
| #2 | Minshht CSGOSKINS | 50% | 105 |
| #3 | Sokeres_Nikolas | 46% | 111 |
| #4 | Nig | 44% | 352 |
| #5 | bila fidorka | 33% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nig | 43 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | Minshht CSGOSKINS | 21 | 0.0101 |
| #3 | Sokeres_Nikolas | 18 | 0.0083 |
| #4 | bila fidorka | 17 | 0.0151 |
| #5 | ye3t.exe | 2 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nig | 1316 | 0.19 | 28 min |
| #2 | Minshht CSGOSKINS | 286 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #3 | Sokeres_Nikolas | 244 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #4 | bila fidorka | 107 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | ye3t.exe | 86 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☣Š.M.O.U.L.A☣ | +2.04 | 65 | 81 |
| #2 | ye3t.exe | +1.60 | 64 | 69 |
| #3 | Nig | +1.14 | 76 | 57 |
| #4 | Sokeres_Nikolas | -1.19 | 29 | 55 |
| #5 | Minshht CSGOSKINS | -4.37 | 21 | 48 |





