








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 295 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 173 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2672 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,213 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2299 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2253 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2109 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1552 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $635,359 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 116 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SkyzoGamer | 62% | 13 |
| #2 | su | 50% | 20 |
| #3 | I'm peeking you dog | 50% | 72 |
| #4 | 𝕵𝖔𝖘𝖍 | 49% | 35 |
| #5 | R8 ELITE | 45% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SkyzoGamer | 62% | 13 |
| #2 | su | 50% | 20 |
| #3 | I'm peeking you dog | 50% | 72 |
| #4 | 𝕵𝖔𝖘𝖍 | 49% | 35 |
| #5 | R8 ELITE | 45% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R8 ELITE | 13 | 0.0218 |
| #2 | I'm peeking you dog | 9 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | SkyzoGamer | 6 | 0.0243 |
| #4 | su | 3 | 0.0071 |
| #5 | 𝕵𝖔𝖘𝖍 | 2 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I'm peeking you dog | 170 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #2 | R8 ELITE | 89 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | 𝕵𝖔𝖘𝖍 | 63 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | su | 45 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | SkyzoGamer | 15 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SkyzoGamer | +2.27 | 75 | 43 |
| #2 | 240 km/h Riri peek | +0.69 | 68 | 53 |
| #3 | R8 ELITE | +0.57 | 52 | 53 |
| #4 | su | +0.39 | 67 | 60 |
| #5 | I'm peeking you dog | +0.18 | 76 | 47 |





