








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1509 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 609 matches | ||
| Faceit | 128 matches | ||
| Wingman | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




232 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11178 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,072 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10196 | 30% |
| Smokes | 10646 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 5529 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 7701 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,774,273 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1192 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tibowze | 56% | 181 |
| #2 | Caddie | 56% | 90 |
| #3 | baby girl | 52% | 97 |
| #4 | Sefa | 50% | 157 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tibowze | 56% | 181 |
| #2 | Caddie | 56% | 90 |
| #3 | baby girl | 52% | 97 |
| #4 | Sefa | 50% | 157 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sefa | 59 | 0.0205 |
| #2 | tibowze | 52 | 0.0140 |
| #3 | baby girl | 32 | 0.0165 |
| #4 | Caddie | 6 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tibowze | 589 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| #2 | Caddie | 428 | 0.22 | 9 min |
| #3 | baby girl | 339 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #4 | Sefa | 244 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | su | +2.52 | 77 | 60 |
| #2 | tibowze | +1.74 | 85 | 52 |
| #3 | baby girl | -0.53 | 54 | 51 |
| #4 | Caddie | -0.83 | 58 | 62 |
| #5 | Sefa | -1.46 | 36 | 32 |





