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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 280 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 81 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3664 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,523 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3257 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2924 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2787 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2555 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,318,160 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 91 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I'm peeking you dog | 54% | 24 |
| #2 | GinTo | 52% | 27 |
| #3 | 240 km/h Riri peek | 49% | 35 |
| #4 | su | 48% | 46 |
| #5 | 13|K@r!b0u | 47% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | GinTo | 52% | 27 |
| #3 | 240 km/h Riri peek | 49% | 35 |
| #4 | su | 48% | 46 |
| #5 | 13|K@r!b0u | 47% | 30 |
| #6 | J4Y | 41% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | su | 11 | 0.0110 |
| #2 | 240 km/h Riri peek | 5 | 0.0068 |
| #3 | J4Y | 3 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | 13|K@r!b0u | 3 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | GinTo | 2 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | su | 127 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #2 | GinTo | 119 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #3 | 240 km/h Riri peek | 114 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | 13|K@r!b0u | 81 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | I'm peeking you dog | 62 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 240 km/h Riri peek | +1.78 | 79 | 47 |
| #2 | I'm peeking you dog | +0.90 | 82 | 48 |
| #3 | su | +0.63 | 74 | 57 |
| #4 | 13|K@r!b0u | +0.61 | 56 | 55 |
| #5 | 𝕵𝖔𝖘𝖍 | +0.04 | 63 | 50 |





