








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 35 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
755 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,634 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 405 | 25% |
| Smokes | 541 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 477 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 211 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $311,776 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sytt | 68% | 19 |
| #2 | Chr1ssu | 65% | 69 |
| #3 | Grossikas | 56% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sytt | 68% | 19 |
| #2 | Chr1ssu | 65% | 69 |
| #3 | Grossikas | 56% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chr1ssu | 11 | 0.0086 |
| #2 | sytt | 7 | 0.0199 |
| #3 | Grossikas | 5 | 0.0062 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chr1ssu | 62 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #2 | sytt | 33 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #3 | Grossikas | 18 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chr1ssu | +5.52 | 76 | 45 |
| #2 | sytt | +1.32 | 65 | 42 |
| #3 | Grossikas | +0.29 | 73 | 13 |
| #4 | Muumitroll🍭 | -1.84 | 46 | 40 |





