








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 717 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Premier | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1889 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,633 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 188 | 7% |
| Smokes | 936 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 1222 | 46% |
| Molotovs | 287 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $735,053 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 120 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Nycra | 50% | 18 |
| #7 | cutiepie | 48% | 88 |
| #8 | Sasa | 44% | 32 |
| #9 | Emering | 41% | 17 |
| #10 | Jos | 33% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luno | +4.26 | 48 | 20 |
| #2 | nuVo | +3.85 | 74 | 81 |
| #3 | BALU | +2.10 | 39 | 50 |
| #4 | Sasa | +0.82 | 44 | 47 |
| #5 | Jos | +0.28 | 64 | 40 |





