








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 733 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 87 matches | ||
| Wingman | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 72 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3355 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,488 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1464 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1683 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2185 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1156 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,620,106 of utility $239 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 237 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jürgo | 55% | 29 |
| #2 | Luno | 44% | 32 |
| #3 | Jos | 39% | 155 |
| #4 | cutiepie | 38% | 239 |
| #5 | piecutie | 35% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cutiepie | 5 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | M4W3 | Max | 5 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | Luno | 3 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | piecutie | 2 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | Jos | 1 | 0.0003 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luno | +2.41 | 47 | 17 |
| #2 | Jos | +1.83 | 69 | 50 |
| #3 | Sasa | +0.88 | 50 | 45 |
| #4 | Jürgo | +0.05 | 68 | 47 |
| #5 | cutiepie | -2.54 | 44 | 20 |





