








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1333 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 299 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 225 matches | ||
| Premier | 168 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 143 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 136 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 130 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




124 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10124 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,394 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4980 | 16% |
| Smokes | 9782 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 9765 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 5867 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,791,985 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2876 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SNAK3 | 49% | 261 |
| #2 | ¤Space¤Monkey¤ | 45% | 262 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SNAK3 | 49% | 261 |
| #2 | ¤Space¤Monkey¤ | 45% | 262 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SNAK3 | 8 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | ¤Space¤Monkey¤ | 8 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SNAK3 | 363 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #2 | ¤Space¤Monkey¤ | 353 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ¤Space¤Monkey¤ | +1.12 | 45 | 58 |
| #2 | SNAK3 | +0.24 | 68 | 43 |
| #3 | KOLO | +0.01 | 58 | 46 |





