








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 802 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 164 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 143 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 120 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 65 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7312 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,732 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6331 | 26% |
| Smokes | 6888 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4934 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 6579 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,601,054 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1064 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tactical Banana | 69% | 124 |
| #2 | Jade | 63% | 49 |
| #3 | D3AD | 58% | 60 |
| #4 | FlamboyantTurtle92 | 57% | 158 |
| #5 | Matt | 57% | 138 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Donny The Dealer | 17 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | FlamboyantTurtle92 | 9 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Tactical Banana | 9 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | D3AD | 9 | 0.0075 |
| #5 | Matt | 6 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tactical Banana | +5.84 | 85 | 76 |
| #2 | Matt | +3.73 | 71 | 71 |
| #3 | D3AD | +2.35 | 67 | 47 |
| #4 | Donny The Dealer | +1.29 | 48 | 62 |
| #5 | FlamboyantTurtle92 | +0.84 | 78 | 51 |





