








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 845 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2471 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,236 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 661 | 20% |
| Smokes | 931 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 722 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 922 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $364,345 of utility $74 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 233 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pitrex8 | 57% | 21 |
| #2 | Zen | 57% | 21 |
| #3 | Seicento 900 | 56% | 25 |
| #4 | edyta görniak 203hp | 53% | 36 |
| #5 | LeftSide | 52% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Serriinee | 47% | 95 |
| #8 | xepois | 47% | 32 |
| #9 | Forklift Operator | 46% | 24 |
| #10 | Rqin | 44% | 63 |
| #11 | YogiBear | 43% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rqin | 27 | 0.0224 |
| #2 | Zen | 11 | 0.0278 |
| #3 | xepois | 7 | 0.0112 |
| #4 | Serriinee | 6 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | edyta görniak 203hp | 4 | 0.0058 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | asuna yuuki | 78 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #2 | Rqin | 77 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #3 | Forklift Operator | 71 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #4 | edyta görniak 203hp | 67 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | LeftSide | 57 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zen | +5.52 | 83 | 43 |
| #2 | LeftSide | +3.42 | 80 | 55 |
| #3 | ⚓︎ UlanyDancer⚓ | +2.93 | 65 | 31 |
| #4 | xepois | +1.50 | 47 | 45 |
| #5 | edyta görniak 203hp | +0.04 | 59 | 69 |





