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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 347 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 88 matches | ||
| Esplay | 49 matches | 1,499 | |
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1216 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,029 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 972 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1053 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1502 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 502 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $685,219 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 236 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Axzin | 56% | 16 |
| #2 | Buster Cherry | 53% | 40 |
| #3 | Wardoq | 46% | 24 |
| #4 | Gunvald Larsson 240Hz | 45% | 20 |
| #5 | Hans Holmér | 44% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Buster Cherry | 53% | 40 |
| #3 | Wardoq | 46% | 24 |
| #4 | Gunvald Larsson 240Hz | 45% | 20 |
| #5 | Hans Holmér | 44% | 16 |
| #6 | Z3RO | 32% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Z3RO | 3 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | Wardoq | 2 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | Gunvald Larsson 240Hz | 2 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | Hans Holmér | 2 | 0.0075 |
| #5 | Buster Cherry | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Z3RO | 100 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #2 | Buster Cherry | 96 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | Wardoq | 53 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | Axzin | 44 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #5 | Gunvald Larsson 240Hz | 21 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Axzin | +6.70 | 92 | 63 |
| #2 | Wardoq | +4.50 | 74 | 61 |
| #3 | Buster Cherry | +2.97 | 75 | 58 |
| #4 | Gunvald Larsson 240Hz | +0.79 | 52 | 42 |
| #5 | Z3RO | +0.17 | 70 | 67 |





