








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 78 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
193 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 644 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 209 | 32% |
| Smokes | 159 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 41 | 6% |
| Molotovs | 235 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $56,819 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 16 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sparagious Quantevell Jr | 83% | 6 |
| #2 | junior | 80% | 5 |
| #3 | ππ±πΆππΎπππΆ | 67% | 3 |
| #4 | feng | 67% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sparagious Quantevell Jr | 83% | 6 |
| #2 | junior | 80% | 5 |
| #3 | ππ±πΆππΎπππΆ | 67% | 3 |
| #4 | feng | 67% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sparagious Quantevell Jr | 43 | 0.32 | 1 min |
| #2 | junior | 37 | 0.32 | 1 min |
| #3 | feng | 10 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #4 | ππ±πΆππΎπππΆ | 5 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ππ±πΆππΎπππΆ | +4.01 | 53 | 57 |
| #2 | junior | +3.75 | 81 | 74 |
| #3 | Sparagious Quantevell Jr | +1.94 | 62 | 63 |
| #4 | obj704 | -0.24 | 55 | 62 |
| #5 | feng | -1.70 | 42 | 41 |





