








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 350 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 504 matches | ||
| Premier | 173 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4520 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,292 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4266 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3295 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2884 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2847 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,136,355 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 338 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alcoholicgaggle | 51% | 174 |
| #2 | AnimalA | 50% | 44 |
| #3 | liam | 49% | 201 |
| #4 | |||||||||||||| | 40% | 55 |
| #5 | Donna | 40% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | AnimalA | 50% | 44 |
| #3 | liam | 49% | 201 |
| #4 | |||||||||||||| | 40% | 55 |
| #5 | Donna | 40% | 91 |
| #6 | TB2SESHY | 29% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | liam | 29 | 0.0075 |
| #2 | Alcoholicgaggle | 26 | 0.0074 |
| #3 | |||||||||||||| | 20 | 0.0179 |
| #4 | Donna | 15 | 0.0082 |
| #5 | TB2SESHY | 5 | 0.0050 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alcoholicgaggle | 627 | 0.18 | 16 min |
| #2 | liam | 546 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #3 | Donna | 221 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #4 | AnimalA | 115 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #5 | |||||||||||||| | 37 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | liam | +4.01 | 84 | 53 |
| #2 | Alcoholicgaggle | +3.78 | 80 | 66 |
| #3 | AnimalA | +2.02 | 68 | 64 |
| #4 | Donna | +0.32 | 55 | 56 |
| #5 | |||||||||||||| | -0.75 | 79 | 33 |





