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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
459 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,357 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 138 | 10% |
| Smokes | 644 | 47% |
| HE Grenades | 227 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 348 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $464,950 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 85 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pewski™ | 56% | 16 |
| #2 | パパ | 54% | 79 |
| #3 | Sergeant Bussy | 50% | 56 |
| #4 | Spip | 42% | 48 |
| #5 | AJxMRTz | 40% | 106 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | パパ | 202 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #2 | Spip | 88 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | RicFlairw000 | 61 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #4 | Sergeant Bussy | 48 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | Tilted | 47 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tilted | +8.37 | 56 | 52 |
| #2 | パパ | +7.97 | 64 | 67 |
| #3 | Spip | +4.89 | 44 | 54 |
| #4 | selenahh6 | +3.76 | 22 | 58 |
| #5 | RicFlairw000 | +3.37 | 25 | 79 |





