








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 10 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 214 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




78 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3675 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,515 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2131 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3682 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 4176 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 526 | 5% |
Our logs show you have wasted $689,195 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 632 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BelaDaLynx | 70% | 20 |
| #2 | шилка Сотка | 42% | 115 |
| #3 | FluffyDemon | 23% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BelaDaLynx | 70% | 20 |
| #2 | шилка Сотка | 42% | 115 |
| #3 | FluffyDemon | 23% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | шилка Сотка | 10 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | FluffyDemon | 3 | 0.0057 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | шилка Сотка | 107 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #2 | BelaDaLynx | 66 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BelaDaLynx | +2.80 | 56 | 82 |
| #2 | Juno | +1.67 | 42 | 51 |
| #3 | шилка Сотка | -0.57 | 49 | 22 |
| #4 | FluffyDemon | -7.21 | 2 | 6 |





