








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 16 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
477 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 593 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 145 | 24% |
| Smokes | 158 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 112 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 178 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $21,687 of utility $18 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Noxyz | 5 | 0.0256 |
| #2 | honzix | 3 | 0.0129 |
| #3 | r3albanned | 2 | 0.0233 |
| #4 | ... | 1 | 0.0072 |
| #5 | -GL1tchex | 1 | 0.0094 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -GL1tchex | 12 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #2 | Rady♡ | 9 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #3 | r3albanned | 7 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #4 | Noxyz | 5 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #5 | ... | 4 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -GL1tchex | +3.64 | 53 | 70 |
| #2 | Rady♡ | +3.12 | 60 | 45 |
| #3 | Noxyz | +2.13 | 54 | 8 |
| #4 | r3albanned | +1.66 | 68 | 27 |
| #5 | #Casehug Dargonis8 | -0.17 | 52 | 18 |





