








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 440 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 322 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2898 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,834 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1468 | 14% |
| Smokes | 2668 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3740 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 2958 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,687,426 of utility $183 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 37 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | I-I Follow You | 45% | 302 |
| #7 | ☁Snakehead2_1 | 45% | 246 |
| #8 | iTitus | 45% | 60 |
| #9 | TheFoxx23 | 45% | 119 |
| #10 | Mega | 42% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☁Snakehead2_1 | 19 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | I-I Follow You | 13 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Mega | 5 | 0.0054 |
| #4 | DJ Trexx | 4 | 0.0060 |
| #5 | TheFoxx23 | 3 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Perry the Blyatapus | +3.28 | 68 | 66 |
| #2 | Vlad the Inhaler | +2.56 | 78 | 53 |
| #3 | ☁Snakehead2_1 | +1.24 | 63 | 70 |
| #4 | I-I Follow You | +0.96 | 79 | 48 |
| #5 | DJ Trexx | +0.86 | 59 | 64 |





