








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 458 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 79 matches | ||
| Premier | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3296 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,097 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1010 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1609 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 525 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 1953 | 38% |
Our logs show you have wasted $871,369 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 560 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nini45bibi | 63% | 35 |
| #2 | LETRYAS | 61% | 38 |
| #3 | thor-avengers | 53% | 120 |
| #4 | TypicalBrother | 51% | 41 |
| #5 | LoboAzul | 47% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nini45bibi | 63% | 35 |
| #2 | LETRYAS | 61% | 38 |
| #3 | thor-avengers | 53% | 120 |
| #4 | TypicalBrother | 51% | 41 |
| #5 | LoboAzul | 47% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | thor-avengers | 11 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | LoboAzul | 4 | 0.0052 |
| #3 | Nini45bibi | 3 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | TypicalBrother | 2 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | LETRYAS | 2 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | thor-avengers | 164 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #2 | LETRYAS | 105 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #3 | LoboAzul | 76 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | Nini45bibi | 46 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | TypicalBrother | 15 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LETRYAS | +3.03 | 83 | 50 |
| #2 | Nini45bibi | +2.12 | 71 | 48 |
| #3 | Fr0st | +1.49 | 81 | 41 |
| #4 | LoboAzul | +0.76 | 75 | 53 |
| #5 | thor-avengers | -1.07 | 59 | 50 |





