








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 170 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Premier | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1729 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,335 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1027 | 44% |
| Smokes | 723 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 84 | 4% |
| Molotovs | 501 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $475,112 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | thor-avengers | 22 | 0.0137 |
| #2 | TypicalBrother | 9 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | LoboAzul | 6 | 0.0078 |
| #4 | Fr0st | 4 | 0.0055 |
| #5 | Nini45bibi | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | thor-avengers | 121 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #2 | LoboAzul | 74 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | Fr0st | 36 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #4 | TypicalBrother | 33 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #5 | Nini45bibi | 26 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LETRYAS | +3.87 | 80 | 44 |
| #2 | Mockingjay | +2.88 | 80 | 45 |
| #3 | LoboAzul | +1.54 | 74 | 56 |
| #4 | thor-avengers | +0.71 | 54 | 49 |
| #5 | Fr0st | +0.10 | 75 | 51 |





