








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 175 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Vertigo | 98 matches | ||
| Wingman | 78 matches | ||
| Premier | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




53 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3576 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,735 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2270 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1605 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 1701 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3159 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $763,690 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 463 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TypicalBrother | 54% | 70 |
| #2 | LETRYAS | 54% | 82 |
| #3 | Fr0st | 53% | 120 |
| #4 | [CFWS]Solis_31 | 50% | 42 |
| #5 | LoboAzul | 49% | 111 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TypicalBrother | 54% | 70 |
| #2 | LETRYAS | 54% | 82 |
| #3 | Fr0st | 53% | 120 |
| #4 | [CFWS]Solis_31 | 50% | 42 |
| #5 | LoboAzul | 49% | 111 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LETRYAS | 12 | 0.0074 |
| #2 | LoboAzul | 11 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | Fr0st | 11 | 0.0055 |
| #4 | TypicalBrother | 6 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | [CFWS]Solis_31 | 5 | 0.0063 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LoboAzul | 227 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #2 | LETRYAS | 180 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | [CFWS]Solis_31 | 97 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | Fr0st | 60 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | TypicalBrother | 21 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LETRYAS | +3.18 | 79 | 43 |
| #2 | Fr0st | +1.89 | 85 | 43 |
| #3 | LoboAzul | +1.24 | 70 | 54 |
| #4 | thor-avengers | +0.27 | 54 | 49 |
| #5 | TypicalBrother | -3.27 | 34 | 16 |





