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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 317 matches | ||
| Faceit | 180 matches | ||
| Wingman | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 103 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




59 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5418 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,867 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4017 | 22% |
| Smokes | 6962 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 3686 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3202 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,335,721 of utility $187 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 175 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m0M3NT | 58% | 100 |
| #2 | |\/|◊JoKeR◊|\/| | 54% | 168 |
| #3 | Vaskeriet | 51% | 239 |
| #4 | Putin Powder | 50% | 307 |
| #5 | Goatis | 50% | 326 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Goatis | 70 | 0.0108 |
| #2 | Putin Powder | 24 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | ☆AWPutin☆ (stadig Babbefar) | 14 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | Brev | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | m0M3NT | 3 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | |\/|◊JoKeR◊|\/| | 691 | 0.19 | 18 min |
| #2 | Vaskeriet | 592 | 0.12 | 14 min |
| #3 | Putin Powder | 580 | 0.09 | 14 min |
| #4 | ZenZyg | 545 | 0.22 | 13 min |
| #5 | ☆AWPutin☆ (stadig Babbefar) | 256 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Putin Powder | +2.36 | 80 | 67 |
| #2 | Goatis | +0.42 | 67 | 39 |
| #3 | johanoviz | +0.01 | 60 | 64 |
| #4 | ☆AWPutin☆ (stadig Babbefar) | -0.46 | 67 | 65 |
| #5 | Vaskeriet | -0.60 | 52 | 62 |





