








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 123 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 265 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 55 matches | ||
| Wingman | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7431 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,424 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4741 | 29% |
| Smokes | 5354 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2674 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 3655 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $790,434 of utility $75 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 319 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bearboy | 64% | 28 |
| #2 | pers rylykytin | 62% | 61 |
| #3 | prinsessa tare | 61% | 147 |
| #4 | PerdeZz | 59% | 209 |
| #5 | Olen_paska | 59% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PerdeZz | 25 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | Smuel | 22 | 0.0082 |
| #3 | Don't buy Utility | 20 | 0.0051 |
| #4 | prinsessa tare | 20 | 0.0069 |
| #5 | Olen_paska | 17 | 0.0116 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Poisuiner | 1096 | 0.19 | 20 min |
| #2 | PerdeZz | 474 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #3 | prinsessa tare | 232 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | Smuel | 183 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #5 | Don't buy Utility | 142 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luolamies | +3.25 | 69 | 78 |
| #2 | rotuerottelija | +3.08 | 90 | 65 |
| #3 | prinsessa tare | +2.76 | 86 | 49 |
| #4 | Olen_paska | +1.67 | 59 | 28 |
| #5 | bearboy | +1.03 | 73 | 67 |





