








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 474 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 189 matches | ||
| Premier | 151 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 116 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6195 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,028 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9771 | 38% |
| Smokes | 7177 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4261 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 4819 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,058,303 of utility $71 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 466 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Don't buy Utility | 51 | 0.0070 |
| #2 | prinsessa tare | 34 | 0.0081 |
| #3 | rotuerottelija | 23 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | Smuel | 22 | 0.0080 |
| #5 | shitbox | 17 | 0.0104 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rotuerottelija | 630 | 0.11 | 15 min |
| #2 | prinsessa tare | 385 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #3 | PerdeZz | 319 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #4 | Don't buy Utility | 277 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #5 | shitbox | 222 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | prinsessa tare | +3.71 | 91 | 52 |
| #2 | Luolamies | +3.70 | 70 | 77 |
| #3 | rotuerottelija | +3.49 | 89 | 64 |
| #4 | shitbox | +2.87 | 89 | 65 |
| #5 | Olen_paska | +2.35 | 61 | 27 |





