








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 143 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 149 matches | ||
| Premier | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2776 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,424 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2196 | 34% |
| Smokes | 2017 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1389 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 822 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $555,833 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 69 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Magiczny | 62% | 21 |
| #2 | gural โ โญ โข โ โฎ โฏ ยฎ | 58% | 31 |
| #3 | Fraud | 50% | 36 |
| #4 | yaฤธฯ
zowy | 49% | 39 |
| #5 | โจMrUwUlexollโจ | 48% | 167 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | gural โ โญ โข โ โฎ โฏ ยฎ | 58% | 31 |
| #3 | Fraud | 50% | 36 |
| #4 | yaฤธฯ
zowy | 49% | 39 |
| #5 | โจMrUwUlexollโจ | 48% | 167 |
| #6 | MARCIEK | 41% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gural โ โญ โข โ โฎ โฏ ยฎ | 9 | 0.0138 |
| #2 | โจMrUwUlexollโจ | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | yaฤธฯ
zowy | 3 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | MARCIEK | 1 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Fraud | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | โจMrUwUlexollโจ | 200 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #2 | yaฤธฯ
zowy | 60 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | gural โ โญ โข โ โฎ โฏ ยฎ | 56 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | Fraud | 16 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #5 | MARCIEK | 12 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | domajneks-- | +2.53 | 73 | 49 |
| #2 | gural โ โญ โข โ โฎ โฏ ยฎ | +2.44 | 73 | 55 |
| #3 | Magiczny | +1.65 | 82 | 44 |
| #4 | โจMrUwUlexollโจ | -0.67 | 42 | 34 |
| #5 | yaฤธฯ
zowy | -1.54 | 63 | 31 |





