








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 621 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 199 matches | ||
| Wingman | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 50 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




65 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5085 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,369 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2931 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3577 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2700 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2161 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $797,371 of utility $87 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 171 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✨MrUwUlexoll✨ | 62% | 29 |
| #2 | domajneks-- | 58% | 31 |
| #3 | bodi | 57% | 56 |
| #4 | HEADHUNTER | 51% | 133 |
| #5 | Muffiny muffin | 50% | 112 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WESTERN ⛟☢ | 742 | 0.33 | 22 min |
| #2 | HEADHUNTER | 329 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #3 | bodi | 246 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #4 | Angie<33 | 232 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #5 | Muffiny muffin | 84 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HEADHUNTER | +6.89 | 88 | 60 |
| #2 | bodi | +2.33 | 64 | 66 |
| #3 | gural ⛟ ☭ ☢ ⚑ ☮ ☯ ® | +2.32 | 74 | 52 |
| #4 | domajneks-- | +1.65 | 67 | 55 |
| #5 | WESTERN ⛟☢ | -1.27 | 44 | 71 |





