








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 919 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 41 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2886 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,521 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1242 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1445 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1702 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1132 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $922,103 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 649 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raaubzug | 86% | 14 |
| #2 | rxme | 79% | 29 |
| #3 | gat0 | 79% | 24 |
| #4 | Juic3WRLD | 79% | 19 |
| #5 | S C Λ R Ξ D | 76% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| 59% | 27 | ||
| #12 | 𝕜𝕣𝕦𝕤𝕜𝕒 | 56% | 16 |
| #13 | Tac | 52% | 27 |
| 51% | 35 | ||
| 40% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tefloN | +4.15 | 87 | 56 |
| #2 | rxme | +3.21 | 80 | 53 |
| #3 | gat0 | +2.66 | 89 | 66 |
| #4 | JanR | +2.54 | 73 | 51 |
| #5 | Juic3WRLD | +2.16 | 78 | 70 |





