








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 113 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 104 matches | ||
| Faceit | 46 matches | ||
| Wingman | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2502 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,535 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2150 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2064 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1949 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1372 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $529,434 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 40 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TaKKeN | 76% | 42 |
| #2 | PoSee | 73% | 15 |
| #3 | s0lttu | 62% | 158 |
| #4 | Señor Snelkku | 60% | 55 |
| #5 | LABIS | 54% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Señor Snelkku | 60% | 55 |
| #5 | LABIS | 54% | 61 |
| #6 | Saatananpalvoja | 53% | 80 |
| #7 | Himpula | 48% | 27 |
| #8 | Härkä | 46% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s0lttu | 12 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | Himpula | 4 | 0.0073 |
| #3 | Señor Snelkku | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | Saatananpalvoja | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | LABIS | 2 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s0lttu | 577 | 0.19 | 16 min |
| #2 | Señor Snelkku | 185 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #3 | LABIS | 135 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #4 | Himpula | 109 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #5 | PoSee | 72 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s0lttu | +3.29 | 82 | 73 |
| #2 | Señor Snelkku | +1.65 | 61 | 66 |
| #3 | TaKKeN | +1.57 | 77 | 60 |
| #4 | Testoheksa | +1.23 | 75 | 60 |
| #5 | Himpula | +0.74 | 68 | 73 |





