








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1140 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 246 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 145 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




131 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3530 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,449 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4293 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3494 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3843 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3819 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $307,541 of utility $26 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 921 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lio | 14 | 0.0088 |
| #2 | Princeta | 8 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | 𝓚𝓮𝓷𝓷𝔂 | 7 | 0.0089 |
| #4 | Péló Télapó ⋆Skizzy⋆ | 6 | 0.0052 |
| #5 | ♒Mr.Hangover♒ | 6 | 0.0062 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Princeta | 261 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #2 | 𝑅𝒜𝒱𝐸 | 134 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | SoneX | 126 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #4 | GbR_. | 100 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | ♒Mr.Hangover♒ | 56 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♒Mr.Hangover♒ | +6.96 | 89 | 39 |
| #2 | 𝓚𝓮𝓷𝓷𝔂 | +5.76 | 78 | 61 |
| #3 | GbR_. | +5.01 | 87 | 61 |
| #4 | Lio | +2.85 | 61 | 39 |
| #5 | CryDay™ | +1.77 | 54 | 50 |





