








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 805 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 354 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 206 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3708 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,001 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1851 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1736 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 3763 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 3651 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,092,255 of utility $197 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 119 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fitymafék kapitány | 56% | 55 |
| #2 | @SYZOR | 53% | 93 |
| #3 | Θ҉҈҉҈҈Θ Jonkie | 52% | 79 |
| #4 | 𝑅𝒜𝒱𝐸 | 51% | 37 |
| #5 | Princeta | 49% | 376 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Princeta | 21 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Θ҉҈҉҈҈Θ Jonkie | 7 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | fitymafék kapitány | 5 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | Propán-Bután | 5 | 0.0057 |
| #5 | @SYZOR | 4 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Princeta | 927 | 0.12 | 23 min |
| #2 | Θ҉҈҉҈҈Θ Jonkie | 279 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #3 | @SYZOR | 163 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | fitymafék kapitány | 132 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | Propán-Bután | 104 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CryDay™ | +1.69 | 50 | 53 |
| #2 | Θ҉҈҉҈҈Θ Jonkie | +1.42 | 50 | 65 |
| #3 | Propán-Bután | +1.36 | 49 | 65 |
| #4 | @SYZOR | +1.15 | 58 | 66 |
| #5 | fitymafék kapitány | +1.05 | 57 | 46 |





