








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 378 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 95 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
1164 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,956 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1266 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1041 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 687 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 962 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $332,237 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 321 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LG | 86% | 7 |
| #2 | leekb0b | 71% | 7 |
| #3 | AJC- | 61% | 46 |
| #4 | seirenFr0st† | 60% | 10 |
| #5 | HEA7 | 59% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | LDNN | 52% | 23 |
| #10 | LIGHTNXNG | 50% | 8 |
| #11 | prestige | 50% | 10 |
| #12 | xey | 38% | 8 |
| #13 | f0cus | 23% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lancelot | 1 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | seirenFr0st† | 1 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AJC- | 117 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #2 | LDNN | 84 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #3 | DeeviL- | 63 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | xey | 33 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #5 | lancelot | 32 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flicky | +2.61 | 84 | 61 |
| #2 | lancelot | +0.73 | 91 | 61 |
| #3 | HEA7 | +0.47 | 86 | 65 |
| #4 | DeeviL- | +0.43 | 74 | 70 |
| #5 | seirenFr0st† | -0.02 | 81 | 67 |





