








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 400 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 70 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
780 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,935 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 858 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1097 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 845 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1135 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $220,923 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 67 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | leekb0b | 90% | 10 |
| #2 | LG | 80% | 5 |
| #3 | DeeviL- | 70% | 10 |
| #4 | Flicky | 61% | 46 |
| #5 | prestige | 59% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | LIGHTNXNG | 50% | 6 |
| #7 | xey | 43% | 7 |
| #8 | lancelot | 43% | 7 |
| #9 | jod | 40% | 5 |
| #10 | f0cus | 20% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lancelot | 1 | 0.0067 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flicky | 195 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #2 | prestige | 47 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | xey | 31 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #4 | DeeviL- | 23 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | f0cus | 17 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flicky | +4.07 | 84 | 63 |
| #2 | leekb0b | +2.57 | 82 | 65 |
| #3 | DeeviL- | +1.43 | 74 | 72 |
| #4 | lancelot | +0.63 | 82 | 72 |
| #5 | AJC- | +0.36 | 88 | 69 |





